sometimes it takes a little prodding

emails can be like cattle prods. first, they both are powered by electricity and can be used wirelessly pretty much anywhere on earth. secondly, you probably won't remember everytime you use it but are almost guaranteed to remember the very last instance. finally, it's best when used on someone else.

so next time you reach for the email program, weild it with the confidence of a wrangler with a cattle prod. and always remember it is better to give than to recieve.